2026 - “Sorry, Dave, I cannot let you drive. You are drunk.”
2027 - “Dave, you are 3 mph over the speed limit. I’m reducing your speed.”
2028 - “Dave, I cannot let you drive to the gun store.”
2029 - “Dave, you voted Republican in the last election. I cannot let you drive.”
2030 - “Dave, you cannot put more than two gallons of gasoline in my tank today.”
2031 - “Sorry, Dave. Your Social Credit Score is pathetic. I’m locking the doors and calling the authorities.”
You’re being optimistic.