Reassign these useless slugs to the distant parts of America. They can continue to receive salaries as they reside and work in the most remote and miserable locations in the USA. Send a bunch of them to Adak Island in the Aleutian Islands.
Also imperative is Trump must revoke all remote work and work-from-home and demand federal employees show up at their federal workplaces in designated federally-owned or leased buildings or be fired.
Put a case of paper on one side of each desk and a small plastic bin on the other side, and a couple of ball point pens. Move the persons job location to a desk in a tent.
Give them their work instructions, to take each piece of paper from the case, make a small, no bigger than 1/2", X on the upper left corner of a sheet of paper and repeat till all the paper is in the small bin. Let them sit there all day doing that. If one makes it through the case of paper then their next instruction would be to may a O beside the X and move the paper back to the cardboard box the paper came in. And so on. I think you could have a lot of resignations in jig time.