Hey mayor I’ve got an idea for you. Mandate electric shock collars for everyone in the city. If you loiter in any one of these troublesome places for more than 3 minutes, you get a jolt and if you stay longer the intensity of the shock increases. If you return to that location within an hour you are shocked again. If you don’t keep moving more than 50 feet from any location in which you were shocked, the shocks keep coming with increased frequency. Troublesome locations will be determined by vote by cell phone and if any 3 people report a place as troublesome location, it is automatically added to the list. The shock collars will also have a decibel meter. If you yell, or play loud music, you get shocked.
This has been proven to work in scientific experiments. I’m sure it will fix your city. Trust the science.
Don’t give them any ideas!!!!