[Iron Munro]

I’ll let one stay in my lawnmower shed for $10,000 a week.

First week’s rent and security deposit cash in advance.

And I promise not to turn him/her/it over to ICE until I get the first week’s rent check cashed.

[MayflowerMadam]

“I’ll let one stay in my lawnmower shed for $10,000 a week.”

Hmmmm... Not a bad idea.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

And you and your entire family will have tuberculosis, yellow fever, scarlet fever, dengue fever, measles or smallpox within a month. Or be chopped to bits in your bed.