[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

They want a judgment free environment but have no problem ringing the lunk alarm and shaming one person in front of everyone.

And, of course, the lunk alarm is to shame somebody who is actually making a great effort, but drops a heavy dumbbell onto the floor. Yes, let's injure ourselves by gently lowering those 50-lb dumbbells to the floor after wearing ourselves out doing flies on the bench.

[TalBlack]

Where is the Bimbo alarm. You know the one that sounds when some silly cow starts taking selfies and recording videos?

[Lazamataz]

Now I want to go to Planet Fitness, and GRUNT LOUDLY while I simply walk.