[woodpusher]

There is no reason to continue in any type of alliance with Turkey.

Well, you do not want them on the other side fighting you. And we would have to find another place to park our nukes.

[Fungi]

Bring the nukes home, there are useless there. There are numerous ways to launch if necessary, location is irrevalent. Find another tree, woodpecker.

[Tailback]

“our” nukes are best parked on submarines, not in questionable countries.