How the Czech Republic has just stopped Putin cold and saved Ukraine

MSN ^ | 3-- 13 | David Axe

[wildcard_redneck]

It is only what, 600 miles between Czechia and the Ukraine, why so long? Are the roads bad? Quite the slow roll going on.

[wildcard_redneck]

"They will have, and with Trump at the helm the NATO nations will all be on notice to get their defense spending up to the NATO consensus percent of GDP."

I don't think President Trump has a lot of love for the Ukraine. Don't you remember the call with Zelensky where the Ukrainian born "whistleblower" Colonel Vindman led to Trump's impeachment? All the treacherous acts against Americans' freedom has wound their snakelike way through the Ukraine.

[wildcard_redneck]

Go away and bother us no more.

[tennmountainman]

Who is going to man Ukie Artillery?
YouCrayne is running out of warm male bodies.

[wildcard_redneck]

And the Russians shot the hell out of the Azov battalion sent to reinforce the “advancement towards the rear.”

Here is a WP article outlining how RuZZZZia took https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/03/11/russia-ukraine-war-avdiivka/f1cc39a6-df64-11ee-95aa-7384336086f3_story.html

A little tidbit on the last days from the article

But by the end of November, during a major Russian assault, the Ukrainians realized something had changed: The skies filled with glide bombs, unguided Soviet-era weapons retrofitted with a navigational targeting system, as well as motion-sensing explosive drones that could enter buildings and hunt down personnel.

Apparently the RuZZZZians can do a helluva lot with shovels.

The article tries to claim that there were “Mountains of [Russian] bodies and heaps of smashed equipment” but of course there was no video proof of this carnage to back the paper's claims. I suspect that the sneaky Russians Buckley snuck in one night and stole every Ukrainian smartphone with a camera on it.

[JonPreston]

lol!

[kiryandil]

I heard they were going to create guys with 3-D printers.  

[Allegra]

It wasn’t Brit spies who stole that Taylor Swift blowup doll.

It was a zeeper.

[kiryandil]

You just sullied my mind with that word picture. :)

[Allegra]

And then there’s the Zelvis doll. Rocco has successfully kept a handful of zeepers otherwise occupied and out of our hair for a while by bestowing these upon them. It does keep ‘em quiet for a short time anyway.

[bimboeruption]

>And then there’s the Zelvis doll. Rocco has successfully kept a handful of zeepers otherwise occupied and out of our hair for a while by bestowing these upon them. It does keep ‘em quiet for a short time anyway.<

I know he gave one to pedobaba and brojoke who wore out their Zelvis dollies in record time.

I think Rocco should upgrade to a more sturdy model. It would save him money in the long run since he wouldn’t have to replace them so often.

[kiryandil]

Rocco rocks!

[bimboeruption]

>I have to wonder about FReepers who put such leftist garbage out here, coupled with a taunt like that in Post 3, somewhat daring us to disagree with Biden and the Democrats.<

Zeepers claim they’re pro-Trump, but that’s a lie. President Trump’s backers support AMERICA FIRST, MAGA.

We all know that zeepers put UKRAINE FIRST, MUGA. They don’t even try to hide it.

They’d bring America to her knees just to keep Ukraine afloat.

When Election Day rolls around, they’ll be voting for whomever promises to give Ukraine the most funding...and it ain’t gonna be Trump.

[dennisw]

You lamer. First funny or intelligent thing you ever posted. Now go take your nap/

[dennisw]

I am a 4x Trump voter you loony toon/ 4x when you count primaries.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Talking about sneaky Russians, what I heard is that the Russians looked at old blue prints and discovered an old tunnel that ran under and past a major outpost in Avdiivka. They were able to send several troops through it and surprise the occupants and takeover the outpost.

This evidently was a major turning point in the battle.

[Rocco DiPippo]

"I think Rocco should upgrade to a more sturdy model. It would save him money in the long run since he wouldn’t have to replace them so often."

I have recently finalized a prototype for a new and improved model and will be rolling it out the next time a Zeeper throws an unprovoked personal insult my way.

Here's a sneak peak at some of the new features: A string-pull activated voice box that screeches Zeeper boilerplate including, "Slavo Youcrayknee!," "No CCP 2.0!!," "Putin is just like Hitler," "Tell Putin to leave Youcrayne," "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!," "Putin is a madman!," "RuZZZians aren't people" and, of course, the Zeeper classic, "I would rather the world end in nuclear war than yield to little Pukin."

I've also added a "third hole" to the doll which I've named The Magic Grifter Cornhole™. It's pretty cool - you shovel money into it and it disappears forever.

My design team has also programmed some new gay dances into the Zelenskyyy doll including fresh, new moves to the epic gay anthems "Believe" and "Relax."

Zeepers are going to love the new Zelenskyyyy™ doll, both literally and figuratively. It's simply fabulous!

In related news, my design team and I are currently working on concepts for a life sized Victoria Nuland doll, complete with ten ton crane to move it around. Tentative name for it is "Fat Pig Angel Of Death Animatronic Blood-soaked Sociopath Doll™"

If you have any ideas for either of these projects, let me know!

[dennisw]

Your long winded jive is good for laffs. If you so smart, how come you are not fighting with the Roooskies in Ukraine? Just get a Mohawk haircut and you are good to go.

[dennisw]

CLOWN get the right Hot Mohawk hairdo and go fight/ For Either side you will be a smash! All the girls and trans will love you!

[aMorePerfectUnion]

—> Zeepers are going to love the new Zelenskyyyy™ doll, both literally and figuratively. It’s simply fabulous!

😅😂🤣

The high-pitched RREEeeeeeeing is important for accuracy.