Mine: That is not what it says.
You: Yes it is.
Below is a paste from the article. For the reading challenged, sitting is different from standing.
“Crouch down to make yourself the smallest target possible, then lift your feet so you're only sitting on your toes. "
Standing
Sitting
LOL, that “sitting on your toes” is a great way to prevent getting hit by lightning. I could do that for maybe 0.5 seconds, though.
She looks like close to a ten in the kitchen, then the lightning must have really changed her?