Ghislaine Maxwell ‘Looks Great’ as She Runs Florida Prison’s Half-Marathon, Does ‘Yoga and Pilates’ Ahead of March Appeal

New York Post ^

[nickcarraway]

Ghislaine Maxwell was photographed jogging behind bars in Florida recently. We hear the British socialite-turned-inmate was actually running in her prison’s official half-marathon.

The race at the barbed wire-encircled Federal Correctional Institution of Tallahassee included 19 inmates who ran 52 times around the prison’s track to cover 13.1 miles.

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Besides distance running, he said, Maxwell is doing “yoga and Pilates” in jail as she preps for her appeal on March 12.

[nickcarraway]

This woman was allegedly convicted of a crime, but she's living in a luxury resort as "punishment." She's living higher than the vast majority of people in this country.

[Telepathic Intruder]

As long as she keeps her yapper shut.

[kiryandil]

She was convicted of trafficking underage girls to no one in particular.

[al baby]

she sure had a blouse full of goodies back in the day

[frank ballenger]

Fully agree.

The Good Life

Oh, the good life, full of fun seems to be the ideal
Mm, the good life lets you hide all the sadness you feel
You won’t really fall in love for you can’t take the chance
So please be honest with yourself, don’t try to fake romance

It’s the good life to be free and explore the unknown
Like the heartaches when you learn you must face them alone
Please remember I still want you, and in case you wonder why
Well, just wake up, kiss the good life goodbye

[EEGator]

That boggles the mind.

[EEGator]

Mammorific.

[verum ago]

This woman was allegedly convicted of a crime, but she's living in a luxury resort as "punishment." She's living higher than the vast majority of people in this country.

Allegedly? (yeah, I know you mean it rhetorically, but:) Let's lay out what exactly Ms. You-the-Taxpayer-Paid-for-Pilates-and half marathons-and-Yoga was convicted of, for those that'll skip the article:

1 count of sex trafficking of a minor

1 count of transporting a minor with the intent to engage in criminal sexual activity

3 counts of conspiracy to commit choate felonies*



*yes, I had to look it up

[Leaning Right]

Maxwell is a French citizen. To this day I don’t understand why she didn’t flee to France at the first sign of trouble. It is very unlikely that France would have agreed to extradite her.

Is Maxwell that stupid?

[nickcarraway]

Flee to get away from what?

[rktman]

“...turned inmate...”? Almost lije the daily mail wrote that.

[NWFree]

I bet she looks stylish in prison clothes.

[Nextrush]

Running in prison is better than hanging...

[Secret Agent Man]

If you can’t connect the dots she was no question working with Epstein and helped get girls and trafficked them, no one can help you.

[Trailerpark Badass]

If she fled, she would have just met an unfortunate accident, like her car would have inexplicably accelerated into a stand of trees.

[Drew68]

When is she going to commit suicide by breaking her own neck while the prison guards are asleep and the security cameras are broken?

[Dogbert41]

“Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself!”

[Leaning Right]

> Flee to get away from what? <

A long prison sentence in the United States.

[jjotto]

Naturalized US citizen. Neither UK nor France will defy US Treasury Department should the US put the financial hammer down.

[Leaning Right]

I’ll take the blame for nick’s confusion (post #10). I wasn’t clear. In my post #9, I meant fleeing from a US jail sentence and not fleeing from Epstein.