[Eleutheria5]

Shazam! That would explain a lot!

[Jeff Chandler]

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

[HIDEK6]

I’ve heard bullshit before. This is premium grade bullshit.

[RoosterRedux]

Teenager to mom: “I have no idea how that bag of pot ended up in my sock drawer. It’s not mine and I know nothing about it.”

[alloysteel]

Ain’t nobody here but us chickens...

[Jonty30]

They didn’t hear the sounds of digging?

[rdcbn1]

Guess they thought all that noise was just termites.

And all the guys with AK -47s going in and out were just exterminators

UNRWA = Hamas

[liberalh8ter]

UNRWA didn’t know what was under its Gaza HQ going on right under its nose.

More American taxpayer dollars wasted and used for nefarious purposes.

[jacknhoo]

Of course.

[KarlInOhio]

Did they use the same investigative technique as the White House Secret Service team looking for who owned Hunter’s cocaine bag?

[ConservativeMind]

Then explain how dozens of those UN employees were on the raid to murder Israelis, idiots.

Of course the UN employees knew.

[faithhopecharity]

Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz (John Banner) was a far, far, far, more convincing liar with the “we didn’t know anything about it” line

[DesertRhino]

Comical

[trebb]

I can see Schultz saying, “I know nothing!”

[Raycpa]

I know nothing, I see nothing said Shultz.

[PGalt]

UNRWA = EVIL collective

[rigelkentaurus]

Only a Eurotrash or DemonicRat would believe that line of nonsense.

[yldstrk]

Right. So all the tunnels were built after October 7, sure, uh huh, we believe you.

[Celtic Conservative]

The tunnels had both power and data cables running between them and the UNRWA headquarters. Soo...he’s full of shite.

CC

[EQAndyBuzz]

U.S. out of UN / UN out of U.S.

[Sooth2222]

The "I was only following orders" defense (1946).

The "I'm only the piano player, and I was SHOCKED to learn what was going on downstairs" defense (2024).