A push-up contest out back, after you stand up Chuck, you bad dude, dog faced pony soldier, to you know...do the thing! Pal!
Let me go stack spaghetti sauce after I unload my tractor trailer rig, and watch the little black roaches rub the blonde hair on my legs. And always remember....if you ain't voting for me, you ain't black.
Nobody needs an AR-15. you just shoot the shotgun thru the door at the guy on the other side.
If you don't like it, I have a F-16 coming for you and your MAGA Extremist friends.
Not a joke!