Need to watch this thread for amusing responses.
I am quite fond of the pad dispensers and approve of them in the mens room. I steal the pads and use them for cleaning my weapons. They really are excellent for this purpose, lint free. Most unfortunately vaginas do not come in a 5.56 mm (223 remington) size, and the tampons are far to big for my ARs. However, they are excellent for my shotguns.