(Iran threatened Wednesday to “decisively respond” to any U.S. attack)
Just wait until we hit them with Ballistic Ikki Haley Missile!
Ikki Haley is probably suiting up right now for a HALO drop into Iran
Actually, we could wipe out Iran in one strike by dropping Chris Christie on them. It’d be the war crime of the millennium.
I really don’t want to do that to the Iranian people, though.