“...the head of the British Army, went on to warn that the public would need to be called up to fight if there was war with Russia because the Army was too small.”
What a moron, he/she it doesn’t understand they aren’t going to have a conventional war with Russia. They’re gonna get nuked into oblivion.
“Citizens, please report to the nearest recruiting....bzzzzz....zzzzzt.....” white flash.....