Maybe we should sell Alaska back to Russia, no money exchange, Russia assumes all the debt of the US, about 40 trillion or so ought to cover it.
why would we sell almost 20% of the US to Moscovia?
Well, the US bought North Mexico from Mexico, after a war, and bought Alaska from the Russians, both practically unsettled swaths of land full of wild savages.
Now the work of civilizing and modernization is all done, (Like Lazy Daisy-Head Mayzie) “The work is all done, now WE WANT IT BACK!”
I suppose France will demand Louisiana back.
If we’re going to hand over territory to Russia, maybe something besides Alaska might be a better idea.