Years ago there was a great Canadian TV show called The Red Green Show. It was set in the backwoods of Canada (Port Asbestos,IIRC) and it had a number of funny characters.One was an American truck enthusiast who moved up there.It was said that he moved there only because he heard that you can do 100 on the highways. Really funny.
I think in Jonty's post we see the ravages of poutine intoxication!