Dont be shocked if Michelle Obama sneaks her way into 2024 race

NY Post ^ | 1/18/2024 | Cindy Adams

[chiller]

Second first lady for prez

Biden won’t debate. Can’t. Our codger-in-chief can’t even read the prewritten script in front of him fast enough to pronounce the words.

So, forget him — which most of us already have. .....
Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.

Michelle says she’s “terrified” Trump will win. No casual burp. Was programmed. She’s sent a survey to Dem biggies asking their feelings about her candidacy. Obama’s quietly angling for Joe to go. He’s weaseled up to this for a few weeks. Mouths aren’t talking. But mouths are knowing.

Over one year ago, summer of 2022, she was in NYC meeting several big hedge CEOs, and said, “I am running, and I am asking for your support.”

[Lazamataz]

Isn’t it too late to get on some of the primary ballots?

It absolutely is. However, Biden will win the primaries, then he will bow out before the Convention (for health reasons). Then, at the Convention, the Democrats can select anyone they want.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Big Mike and Gavin are the real threats. Biden will be set aside after the convention when Dem by-laws allow their executive committee to appoint their chosen one. Then it’s a sprint to the finish line and vote fraud all the way to victory.

Mitch McConnell will call the election as fair and above board and Pierre Delecto will second his opinion thereby assuring the Dems that the GOP mewling simps know their place and will not challenge the results.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

[quantim]

  
I see the threads are still up, as bad as things were at the time we could still crack a smile. These days we're looking at a civil war. Not sure why people are saying this stuff the past year, besides the fact that Hussein would never allow it SHE IS TOO GAWD DAM LAZY! I suppose the politicos never looked past their noses to see it. Have you seen any pics of her the last few years? CAUTION: Vomit inducing.

[Allegra]

Vacation Girl!

[quantim]

“I can’t imagine that she wants to do any actual work.”

Big Mikey has always been lazy - however it would be a great way to get Trump votes, if that fat pig was picked by the DNC superdelegates to replace Xiden I bet it would get a lot of fence-sitters, never-trumpers, lazy GOPe types, and other assorted drifters out there out to the polls.

[quantim]

First was 'Tourist Guy' followed by 'Looter Guy' and now introducing: 'Vacation Gal!'
Imaginary paparazzi | 08/13/2010 | Various contributors

Posted on 8/13/2010, 8:36:17 AM by quantim   (Shameless nostalgia plug!)

[NautiNurse]

I've been saying the same thing for years--Moochelle is too lazy to work. However, we now have the Prince of Vacations in Dementia Joe. He makes presidenting look easy.

[quantim]

“However, we now have the Prince of Vacations in Dementia Joe”

Perhaps that great surgeon Dr. Jill Xiden in the emergency room showing wannabe doctors how it is done? You’ll have to excuse me I have to go throw up...

[Allegra]

That was a fun trip down Memory Lane. :D

[NautiNurse]

Perhaps that great surgeon Dr. Jill Xiden in the emergency room showing wannabe doctors how it is done?

It would be like Moochelle teaching Vietnamese how to grow rice, and teaching the three tenors how to sing...

Teaching the Three Tenors how to sing