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How One Texas County Is Fighting 43,000 Monkeys
Wall Street Journal ^
| January 2, 2024
| Nidhi Subbaraman
Posted on 01/02/2024 2:32:39 PM PST by billorites
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To: billorites
Just wait until 5,000 of the 43,000 escape their cages. Or the animal rights kooks show up and let them out.
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:34:41 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: billorites; Texas Fossil; djstex; Rusty0604
If it’s not the invaders, it’s the d@m monkeys.
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:35:41 PM PST
by
Jane Long
(What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
To: billorites
And so it begins ...
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:37:46 PM PST
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: billorites
The writing is on the wall...
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:44:03 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I’d let them out too if I lived there/. Monkeys do not deserve to me used to test anything.
Test drugs on illegals as a requirement for entering the country.
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:47:26 PM PST
by
Veto!
(FJB Sucks Rocks)
To: billorites
I programmed my phone play a monkey scream as the ring tone. Sometimes people resent it. ‘You made THAT my ringtone?!’ .
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:49:18 PM PST
by
Nateman
(If the Pedo Profit Mad Moe (pig pee upon him!) was not the Antichrist then he comes in second.)
To: billorites
Biomed research? Bio war developer...
To: ProtectOurFreedom
... Don't worry The head of the lab has them under control...
To: billorites; bitt
Hmmmm. Carrying some of the same diseases as the illegal migrants.
Does phony tony own a piece of charles river labs??
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posted on
01/02/2024 2:56:44 PM PST
by
thinden
(buckle up ....)
To: billorites
““How much racket does 43,000 monkeys make?” asked Jason Robert”
It’s a biomedical research firm. I’m sure they would be willing to compromise with the locals and just slice the monkeys’ vocal cords, if that is what it takes to secure the deal.
To: billorites
NIMBY neighbors. Wonder if they have same concern over illegals coming across the border and through their county?
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:02:10 PM PST
by
Reno89519
(It's war. No one murders and takes Americans hostage. Time to act. Declare war on Islamic Hamas.)
To: Veto!
Yes, that would be a better solution, free the monkeys, and jailed the illegals and use them instead for drug testing. Set up facilities in northern Mexico, for that, regulations will be easier.
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:03:51 PM PST
by
Reno89519
(It's war. No one murders and takes Americans hostage. Time to act. Declare war on Islamic Hamas.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
it is not like the facility would let them outside, too many uncontrolled variables.
one of my kids worked as monkey wrangler for a while.
They are extremely strong and kid would sometimes come home black and blue and claim the monkeys beat the stuff out of him
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:04:41 PM PST
by
algore
To: billorites
One of the happiest trades of my life was trading my monkey for a tank of gas one night when I was moving.
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:05:07 PM PST
by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: billorites
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:11:51 PM PST
by
algore
To: billorites
Disease vectors. Inject them with pathogens and let them out, oh and blame fake maga for the ‘escape’ of the 43,000 disease vectors. All over the United States.
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:12:16 PM PST
by
ransomnote
(IN GOD WE TRUST)
To: Jane Long
If it’s not the invaders, it’s the d@m monkeys. I suggest a similar solution, load then on busses to sanctuary cities. They'll fit right in.
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:12:28 PM PST
by
usurper
(AI was born with a birth defect.)
To: billorites
Heck, the country is fighting 500+ congress-critters, which are much more dangerous and less intelligent than those monkeys.
To: Waverunner
LOL...yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
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posted on
01/02/2024 3:28:08 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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