Ham sandwich 1 for not being kosher
Ham sandwich 2 for lacking mustard
Ham sandwich 3 for using a bagel
Ham sandwich 4 for no seeds in rye
Ham sandwich 5 for stale bread
Ham sandwich 6 for onion topping (Jack hates onions!)
Yesterday I went to see a whore about noon and told her to get on top; she flew into a rage, pretending I wanted to restore the tyranny of Hippias. - The Wasps, line 500.