Got a call from his campaign, I laughed and laughed until they hung up
Oh, I want one! đź‘‹ Call me!
I’ll interrupt them, making a to-go order for Dunkin’ Donuts.
“Hi, this is the Elect Chris Christie campaign calling to-“
”Oh, cool! Yeah, I’d like to order half a dozen glazed donuts, half a dozen Boston cream and -“
“Governor Christie is committed to destroying Donald Tr-“
”Oh and a dozen chocolate donuts. I can be there to pick them up in about ten minutes.”
“We’re asking voters to consider Governor Christie in the primary -“
“Oh, and please, no sprinkles on any of them. I’ll be there at your drive-through window in about ten. Thanks!”
No,play along. Keep him hoping so he doesn’t drop out until post NH