[EinNYC]

these urban kids have devolved into mindless beasts. I don’t even begin to know how to fix this problem.

Those feral hogs in Texas might yet serve a positive purpose. Throw these useless harmful wastes of oxygen and space into a pen full of nice feral hogs. Then mail a box of the resulting feces to their wonderful "parents".

[txnativegop]

That’ll work, but then you have to destroy the javelina.
Why waste the pork?