A long, long time ago;
There was a DARK, DARK Universe,
in that DARK, DARK Universe was a DARK, DARK Galaxy.
In that DARK, DARK Galaxy was a DARK, DARK Star,
around that DARK, DARK Star orbited a DARK, DARK Planet.
On that DARK, DARK Planet was a DARK, DARK Continent,
In that DARK, DARK Continent was a DARK DARK Country.
In that DARK, DARK Country was a DARK, DARK State,
In that DARK, DARK State was a DARK, DARK Town.
In that DARK, DARK Town was a DARK, DARK House,
In that DARK, DARK House was a DARK, DARK Room.
In that DARK, DARK Room was a DARK, DARK Closet,
In that DARK, DARK Closet was a DARK, DARK Box.
In that DARK, DARK Box was a —————————
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——————————PINK JELLYBEAN-——————
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE
5th MEB
Of course it needs to be recited slowly in your best Darth Vader voice.