“You don’t have to play fracking dumb about this - you live it.”
Nice try, Frack. You went from some fantasy about lawns and “backdoor borders” to property taxes. Tell me, Frack; was it the brown acid?
Your intellectual frailty didn't allow you to make the connection between yourself and your state of residence.
Well, we're glad you sold the old homestead before the Illinois government pirates swooped in with their property tax letters of marque.