[Dutch Boy]

We should send the 100 razorbacks to put in the tunnels. That ought to liven things up.

[SauronOfMordor]

Wild boar with an explosive backpack, rigged to blow when either there’s a loud sound (like gunfire) or the pig’s heart stops.

[mabarker1]

No raw sewage, that’ll just contaminat the Huge Resort that needs to be built.

Run Operation Feral Cowboy. Then flood the system. Then Carpet Bomb from the 3 Borders to the Beach. Let it cool off and Bulldoze the area flat. Build a Huge Resort.

Operation Feral Cowboy:

Texas has an abundance of Feral Hogs.

Park a C-5 Galaxy at the end of a taxiway with the rear ramp down and leave a trail of corn up the ramp with a one way gate and fill the cargo bay up, close the ramp and fly Porky and Friends on over to the East Side and offload them into a tunnel funnel.

Average Feral Hog are about 200 pounds each.

C-5 Galaxy can transport Maximum Cargo: 281,001 pounds (127,460 Kilograms).

281,001/200=1405 Little Piggies running amok in the tunnels.

71 posted on 12/6/2023, 2:20:43 PM by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!) *****************************

[ridesthemiles]

Some of the wild hogs I see on TV should be interesting.

[liberalh8ter]

Indeed…