[Boomer]

Translation: Please kill as many of us as you can. We leave you (Israel) no other choice.

That one works. This one can too. "The only good Hamas is a dead Hamas".

It sounds like they want some help meeting their prophet and 72 virgin men.

[Tell It Right]

It sounds like they want some help meeting their prophet and 72 virgin men.

I once saw a Robin Williams stand-up clip he recorded shortly after 9/11. He joked that the Koran might have interpretation problems. Instead of jihadis enjoying 72 virgins they'll experience 72 Virginians like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington (with Robin pretending he's the Virginians stomping on jihadis). LOL