Every time Desantis opens his mouth anymore he just shows himself to be
A bigger and bigger dildo.
In the land of upside-down rainbows and polka-dotted sunsets, lived a talking pineapple named Gerald. Gerald had a peculiar hobby of juggling marshmallows while reciting Shakespearean sonnets to his pet rock, Sir Quigglesworth. One day, Sir Quigglesworth grew tired of the sonnets and decided to embark on a quest to find the mystical library of dancing cheese.
To reach this cheesy haven, Sir Quigglesworth rode a unicycle made of bubblegum through a forest of floating spaghetti trees. Along the way, he encountered a group of singing penguins who insisted on communicating solely in interpretive dance. The penguins taught Sir Quigglesworth the sacred art of underwater basket weaving and gifted him a snorkel made of rainbow-colored licorice.
As Sir Quigglesworth continued his journey, he stumbled upon a field of levitating jellybeans that whispered words of existential wisdom. Confused but intrigued, Sir Quigglesworth engaged in a philosophical debate with the jellybeans about the meaning of life, the universe, and the proper way to eat a taco while riding a unicycle underwater.
Meanwhile, Gerald, the talking pineapple, discovered a portal to a dimension where gravity worked in reverse. In this topsy-turvy world, pineapples wore monocles and engaged in intellectual debates about the nutritional value of moonbeams. Gerald, being the adventurous pineapple that he was, joined a flying teapot race to determine the fastest method of interdimensional travel.
Back in the field of levitating jellybeans, Sir Quigglesworth and his new jellybean philosopher friends stumbled upon a hidden disco party hosted by a group of intergalactic walruses. The walruses, sporting glittery space suits, taught Sir Quigglesworth the latest dance moves from the Andromeda Galaxy and challenged him to a moonwalking competition.
As the disco party reached its climax, Gerald’s flying teapot burst through the fabric of reality, causing a cosmic ripple that turned the floating spaghetti trees into spaghetti-flavored confetti. The penguins, now wearing tutus made of marshmallows, joined forces with the intergalactic walruses to organize the first-ever Intergalactic Jellybean Disco Carnival.
And so, in a dimension where logic took a vacation and absurdity reigned supreme, Sir Quigglesworth, the talking pineapple Gerald, and a cast of eccentric characters danced, jived, and floated through the nonsensical wonders of their surreal universe, leaving behind a trail of giggles, confetti, and the sweet scent of interdimensional cheesiness.
Biden Keeps Talking About the Old Days. Young Voters Don’t Like It.
Biden turns 81 on Monday, and is losing support from millennials and Gen Z
By Catherine Lucey, WSJ, Nov. 19, 2023
As Biden marks his 81st birthday Monday and seeks re-election, his incessant stories about people who have died and faded from public view appear out of date to younger audiences. There are more than 60 years separating Biden from voters who will cast their first ballots in 2024, an acute age gap that presents a challenge for the oldest president in U.S. history.
The fact that he continues to reference politicians that Gen Z may not relate to definitely puts him out of touch. Youth voting increased significantly in 2020. Among voters ages 18 to 29, Biden beat former President Donald Trump by 24 percentage points.
Biden’s team counters that the president’s “old-time references” are part of a “folksy style” that is an authentic asset, and they say newer generations connect to his wisdom and experience.
Biden, who would be 86 years old at the end of a second term should he win, has long employed a “greatest-hits” stories, including admonitions from his late parents and grandparents. The nostalgic tales can feel like an unnerving turn through 5th grade dog-eared history books.
Biden also talks of his dealings with long gone segregationist senators like Strom Thurmond of South Carolina and James Eastland of Mississippi.
Biden says when his first wife and daughter were killed in an automobile crash in 1972, shortly after his first Senate victory, he was supported by a group of older, and now deceased, senators such as then-Majority Leader Mike Mansfield of Montana, Thomas Eagleton of Missouri and Fritz Hollings of South Carolina.
Republicans have consistently sought to portray Biden as old and out of touch. Trump has mocked Biden’s age and abilities while the Republican National Committee, in an account on X, formerly known as Twitter, recently declared Biden was “not playing with a full deck.”
Other times, Biden signals older cultural touchpoints. During the same Vietnam news conference in September, he referred to a John Wayne Western film as a way of refuting skeptics of climate change.
Of all the stupid things Biden has done, invoking wartime powers to force Americans to use inefficient electric heat pumps instead of gas furnaces, is nutsy, unless the Biden goal is to “cull the herd” or kill off Americans during winter months:
<><> Biden invoking wartime powers for things unrelated to national defense is reckless and capricious.
<><>electric heat pumps in the colder areas of the country is unworkable.
Biden using “special wartime powers” shows you where this refugee from the Cold War is coming from.
<><>To over-the-hill Biden, a 50 year product of legislating a wartime govt, wars are essential,
<><> wars are a Rooseveltian way to boost his presidency
<><> wars are the MO to continue the flow of tax dollars to the Biden Crime Family.
Biden’s funding nine manufacturing projects with $169 million he snagged from last year’s climate bill, is being claimed under the “emergency authority of the 40’s era Cold War Defense Production Act (DPA).