A fellow we know as Mike Pence,
turned out to be really quite dense.
When the “vote count” was read,
he just scratched his head
and quietly said,
‘Hell, that just don’t make sense.”
“This simply don’t track
so I’m sendin’ ‘em back!”
as he winked at the Speaker
who knew t’was no squeaker
‘cause Biden’ was weaker
and knew it was just a wisecrack.
So the Republic was trashed,
and the rule of law bashed
and soon we’d all feel the pain.
As America circles the drain
or as though hit by a train!
Wonder if Mike’s check has been cashed?
+1.