I read that they are going to start flying them across the Rio Grande in floatplanes. They will still have to land on the Rio Grande so they can dip their toes in the water and be christened as an Official U.S. Citizen of the United States of America by their illegal alien, illegal alien “advocates.” They all will get a nifty little certificate describing the occasion and a T-shirt with the flag of the country they came from with the date of their flight up to the border paid for by the U.S. taxpayers.
sarc/
You’re joking, as indicated by the /sarc tag. I hope. After the barbed wire cutting episode, anything seems possible.