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Hamas and PLO hate each other as much as they both hate the Israelis.

Borrowing from Monty Python:

BRIAN: Are you the Palestinian People's Front?

REG: F___ off!

BRIAN: What?

REG: Palestinian People's Front. We're the People's Front of Palestine! Palestinian People's Front. Cawk.

FRANCIS: Wankers.

BRIAN: Can I... join your group?

REG: No. Piss off.

BRIAN: I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Israelis as much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF PALESTINE: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG: Stumm.

JUDITH: Are you sure?

BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Israelis already.

REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the P.F.P., you'd have to really hate the Israelis.

BRIAN: I do!

REG: Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN: A lot!

REG: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Israelis are the _______ Palestinian People's Front.

P.F.P.: Yeah...

JUDITH: Splitters.

P.F.P.: Splitters...

FRANCIS: And the Palestinian Popular People's Front.

P.F.P.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA: And the People's Front of Palestine.

P.F.P.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

REG: What?

LORETTA: The People's Front of Palestine. Splitters.

REG: We're the People's Front of Palestine!

LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

REG: People's Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there.

P.F.P.: Splitter!