Okay. I’ve read the entire article. Memorized it, actually.
And I think Wendy Addams, Lurch, and the rest summarize it the best.
https://youtu.be/D6KdeXrL0rE?si=QaZjU1cTym5qungq
(Go ahead and click on the link. You know you want to.)
Yowza! That Morticia could really shake and shimmy. :)