Deal Big Guy,
Prease sabotage youl U.S. auto industly as fast as possibre so that we may grow oul erectlic cal battely industly as fast as possibre. LEMEMBER, WE PAID YOU TO DO THIS AND DON'T FOLGET WE'VE GOT THE GOODS ON YOU AND HUNTEL AND WIRR REVEAR ALL IF YOU DON'T MAKE GOOD ON OUL DEAR.
Signed,
YOUL BOSS, Chailman Xi Jinping
Sounds like the owner of City Wok at South Park.