[Chuckster]

The best thing is to always be armed and live where this s**t doesn’t happen.

I'll see that and raise you - live on an island that cannot be accessed by road where most everyone is armed ('cuz Bears) and you don't need a permit to carry.

Visiting the ATM is perfectly safe. Leave your front door unlocked and the car keys in the ignition? No problem.

[Eagles6]

Sounds ideal.
Good for you!