[T.B. Yoits]

Those cops need paintball guns with bank robbery dye in them.

Liquor store owners need special bottles loaded with laxatives. The cops can "follow their nose" to collect the criminals.

[VTenigma]

Very soon inner city stores are going to resurrect the old Service Merchandise model where examples of product are behind glass, you use a tablet to scan the bar code, you pay, and the order is delivered out front.

[Leaning Right]

> Liquor store owners need special bottles loaded with laxatives. The cops can “follow their nose” to collect the criminals. <

Which reminds me of a story. A farmer was tired of someone stealing watermelons from his watermelon patch. So the farmer put up a sign.

“I have placed a poison in one of these watermelons. Guess which one. Better not guess wrong!” Signed, Farmer Brown.

The next day the farmer discovered a second sign in his watermelon patch.

“I too have placed a poison in one of these watermelons. Guess which one. Better not guess wrong!” Signed, The Thief.