A guy with a Polish name goes to an eye doctor who displays a chart with the line:
A-X-J-D-E-R-K-L-N
The doctor asks, “Can you read any of that?” The Polish guy says, “Can I read it? I KNOW da guy!
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaMcIbIWt_4