[Spok]

Reminds me of an old joke: what’s black and blue and floats in the Chicago River? Italians that tell Polish jokes!

[Bounced2X]

Now that the Polish jokes ice has been broken.
(My best friend in HS was 2nd gen Polish. His father was trying to teach me some Polish. The only word I remember is " piwo" (pee-vo). Beer. So, I like the Polish and the jokes.)

A Polish man goes to the eye doctor for new prescription glasses. The eye doctor sets him and up and shows a board on the wall with a series of small letters “PCZWAKOZDSXKI”... The doctor then asks the Polish man: “Can you read these letters for me?”… The polish man responds: “Can I read this? I even know the guy!