“It’s a great investment to kill Russians so cheaply!”
“There are no Nazis in Ukraine!”
“There are no biolabs in Ukraine!!”
“There are no satanic ambassadors in ukraine!!”
“There is no money laundering in Ukraine!”
“There is no child-trafficking in Ukraine!!”
“Ukrainian Nazis aren’t really Nazis!!”
“Ukrainian biolabs are noble research facilities!!”
“The Clinton Grafting Initiative is in Ukraine for humanitarian purposes!!”
- Zeepers, for a year and a half.
Also Zeepers:
“We captured a remote village! The tide has turned!”
“We captured an abandoned oil platform! The tide has turned!”
“We fired a missile! The tide has turned!”
“We attacked a bridge! The tide has turned!”
ROFL