Posted on 09/19/2023 12:55:09 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Ha.
When either of them goes for a weigh-in at the doctor’s office they see the tiny metal sign on the special scale:
Hold livestock firmly. Not responsible for injuries.
And the restaurant is not responsible for choking hazard of cat claws in the chicken meals. Court case settled it.
Employee rushed into the kitchen at the Chinese restaurant.
Called out for Moo Shu but the cats thought he was “shooing” them so they all ran out the back door.
The next day’s Chicken lunch special had to be canceled.
When they sold us the bill of goods on “bike lanes,” this was never included. Why not allow motorcycles, too? More lying government weaselment.
In my experience, bicyclist are almost always pretty far to the left. Not always, but most of the time.
And the restaurant is not responsible for choking hazard of cat claws in the chicken meals. Court case settled it.
Employee rushed into the kitchen at the Chinese restaurant.
Called out for Moo Shu but the cats thought he was “shooing” them so they all ran out the back door.
The next day’s Chicken lunch special had to be canceled.
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Not to mention the increasing absence of pigeons in Central Park. Yesterday’s pigeons are served up as today’s roasted squab special.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=roasted+squab&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN
Any mention in the article regarding what the bikes will deliver and by whom?
Just put a snow-plow blade on the front.
Are you kidding? General Tso’s chicken is cooked in a spicy bean sauce. It’s one of my favorites!
This thing ought to be a hoot to drive in winter when it is cold with plenty of snow, ice, freezing water, and a frosted over windshield.
“General Tso’s chicken is cooked in a spicy bean sauce. It’s one of my favorites!”
Sorry, I confused it with Chinese chicken in orange sauce.
Women and children hardest hit.
Those e-delivery vehicles that don’t burst into flames will be quickly stolen, vandalized or hijacked by 13 year olds.
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