You left out the part of her date, checking her for lumps in her breasts.
I guess he wanted to find out if they were real and spectacular, paraphrasing a Seinfeld episode.
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he shoulda poke a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag & let her reach in for a handful
Based on this video all over twitter, which is a close up view.
She appears to be quite aggressive and a popcorn bag would only slow her down.
https://twitter.com/travis_in_flint/status/1702847564037374463?s=46&t=z9JhsJSWwNkmble_RiGVIQ