In a quantum leap, Schrödinger's cat is now reinterpreted into Hunter's Laptop which "is" of two states, not his when it is to be denied, and his when it is to be actionable for his own purposes.
This explains the genius of BJ Clinton's "it depends on what the meaning of "is" is," about as self-referential a word game as there is. Or "is." Except when it isn't. Excellent point.