[Secret Agent Man]

He’d be better off meeting with a brick to discuss the current situation. Certainly would have a better conversation.

In fact, he should do this. He should sit with a brick on a table and talk about the disaster. Film it and put it out. The brick cares more, the brick actually knows where it is, and its not a photo-op for the brick.

[Trailerpark Badass]

Or say, "I want to talk to who's really in charge, I want to talk to Obama."

But he'd probably wet himself and fall all over himself kissing his ass.