Hawaii governor explaining why warning signals were not activated:
“When the warning sirens go off, it traditionally means a tsunami
and you should seek higher ground which in this case stupid
Mauians who cant tell the difference between a fire and a tsunami
would have run straight into the fire.”
Everyone would have checked their phones to see what's going on.
Reminds me of the Fawlty Towers episode where Basil explains that the fire alarm bell is a "semi-tone higher" than the burglar alarm bell.