Hey kids!
Over here - you know you want IT!
“Hey, kids, I hear there’s a guy across the street from the White House right now, and he’s got free candy.
He’s sittin in that dusty white van, the one with no windows.
There’s a painted sign saying Free Candy! Can you believe your luck? Ask your Mommy if you can go over to that van for your free candy! I’m sure she’ll say “Yes”.”
I bet he is where Hustler got the idea for ‘Chester the Molester’.