xe/xyr (commonly pronounced zee/zeer)
I asked xyr to come to the movies. Xe said yes!
ze/zir or ze/hir (commonly pronounced zee/zeer or zee/heer)
The teacher graded zir paper today, and ze got an A!
Ze said hirself that I’m hir favorite neighbor.
fae/faer (commonly pronounced fay/fair)
Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week.
ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I’m taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend — most of aer’s weekday evenings are spent at my house.
You all need to study as there will be a test
“Fa” & “Q”
So "Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week." could make some sense. Except I'd have to correct it to "Fae's told me that Fae's best friend is in town this week."
This horseshit is IMPOSSIBLE to teach. There is no way any school can teach this crap and expect kids to learn it. If any public school attempts to teach it, you better get your kid out ASAP (if your kid is in any public school). There was an earlier article a few days about about the Austin, TX public school district. Somebody claimed their enrollment is down 80% (I find it hard to believe it has collapsed that far). If this crap creeps into any leftist English curriculum, then that is grounds to shut the damh school down.
The only pronouns I’ll ever use are...him...her...it.
“Consider the singular “they,”
THEY IS PLURAL...
This pronoun BS is an attempt to steal our education.
Having learned how to communicate relationships between individual entities, we must defend against the commies who want to invalidate our method, thusly stealing our education.
I asked Bob Dole to come to the movies. Bob Dole said yes!
I identify as an ambulance, my pronounces are wee/woo
Give me a NOPE.