The title of this article reminds me how much I love the Babylon Bee!
Biden’s rigged DOJ coddling the dissolute no-goodnik Hunter
(the whoring bagman w/ a sweetheart plea deal ordered by his daddy)
juxtaposed w/ DOJ’s outrageous nonsensical treatment of Trump.
We, the people, who finance Biden’s desecration of govt,
can now see all of the intricacies of Biden’s criminal MO,
advanced by his jerry-built government,
<><>Biden’s get rich quick influence peddling
<><>made-up fake news
<><>far out intel-supported political hoaxes
<><>political persecutions of anyone who dares get in the way.
And besides, all of it proves what we have known to be true:
Biden is in cahoots w/ the filthy rich Barack Obama.
Bagman Hunter’s corruption posed a mortal danger to Americans’ safety and security.
Obaba/Biden helped out b/c they profited by it.
Obaba’s lavish post-presidential lifestyle is proof positive.......as is the Biden family’s lifestyles.
BTW, Bobaba is serving a third term as president behind
the scenes while the demented present officeholder serves
as a decrepit transparent frontman.
People are beginning to ask questions about things like
<><>how Joe, and Hunter and the Biden Crime Family got so rich,
<><>why he ignored his seventh grandchild,
<><>how Hunter got a sweetheart plea deal?
Calculated politician Joe mulled his options and defaulted to the only defense left for him:
He’s not corrupt, he’s just a “horrible parent and brother.”