“Loyal to the mission of offering an unspoiled natural paradise to its visitors”
How do they get to the island? Sailing ship? I hope no fossil fuels are involved.
What about the babes with the beautiful bods?
Please mandate the shaving of women’s underarms. The last thing I want to see is the Greek National Forest when grandma is waving bye-bye
“How do they get to the island?”
They rent whales from the mainland of course.
;-)
The carbon footprint of the tourists currently on the island probably exceeds that of most small African countries.