1) NOT possess a firearm: but his wife still can.
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed: But his wife can
3) Submit to full federal supervision: Live at the White House
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL: Riiiight (best Fat Albert voice)
5) Seek active employment:Seek. She did not say find.
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances: By Joe’s doctor?
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy: Oh yeah.
Boy Howdy, I wonder if I could get that deal for not paying over a million bucks in taxes.
Probably not
He could get employment with the CCP.