“Many scientists skim, read for detail and then go back to check for any fine points. You could try it. This is a very meaty article and was worth my time. Have a good day.”
I could also repeatedly hit myself in the head with a hammer because it feels so good when I stop, but I’ll pass.
I wish I could understand people like you. I have been reading scientific papers for 40 years.
You want to look like a cool dude? Have you no other outlet to impress people with your insouciance and rudeness?