We all know this is a pointless exercise, but obviously he doesn’t. I hope he’s allowed to fail to see that it’s not the simple problem he THINKS it is.
An article about the endearing nicknames Kate and Prince William used for each other...
including a photo of “Big Willy” the prince himself, complete with green teeth (maybe the photo was doctored - fauxtography)
You Won’t Believe How Flirty Prince William’s Nickname from Kate Middleton Is
https://www.rd.com/article/prince-william-nickname/