The White House That Tracked Down Grannies After Capitol Riot Wants You To Believe Cocaine Caper Has Them Stumped

The Federalist ^ | JULY 06, 2023 | JORDAN BOYD

[KarlInOhio]

One little baggie of nose candy forced ten of millions of dollars used to bribe the Bidens to be bumped from even right wing sites like ours once it was beginning to get witnesses and reaction. Instead, we are left playing White House Clue (it was Hunter in the library with a bag of cocaine).

They'll play us like a trout at the end of a line until Hunter is forced to go into rehab for a couple months. Any future accusations of bribery will be "picking on poor, sick Hunter" and "discredited old news".

[motor_racer]

Why haven’t we seen any photos of the bag or the location where it was found? Do you smell coverup?

[Eleutheria5]

The Stolen White Elephant

by Mark Twain

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/3181/3181-h/3181-h.htm

[piytar]

My suspicion is they have already matched Hunter Biden’s DNA and fingerprint (of course they are on file) to the cocaine and are trying to cover it up. They are just taking a little while to frame a fall guy. Of course this isn’t news to any Freeper.

[SueRae]

Yup.

[Old Yeller]

How did it get known by the world anyway?

[No Party Affiliation]

Never let a crisis go to waste.

[ChildOfThe60s]

SOP

[rolling_stone]

the government covers up millions of dollars of bribes so what makes anyone think they will “dime out” (point the finger) at someone over a little cocaine?

tv needs to make a new TV show,”the new untouchables”
starring the Biden family....

[Georgia Girl 2]

I guess all the cameras were out that day. 🙄

[Hipshot 6]

I think a MAGA cult person did it. No send out the CIA, fbi, and doj. One more week and they will have Trump indicted on cocaine charges.

[central_va]

I think the coke was brought in by a pangolin or a fruit bat.

[Allegra]

1980s Hollywood called. They can’t say what they want; they’re laughing too hard.

[hanamizu]

“White House staff and visitors are required to go through multiple security checkpoints before entering areas like the West Wing.”

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Ah, but is Hunter searched? Of course not. He’s a cherished family member.

[shotgun]

Hundreds of thousands of protestors caught on grainy street cameras vs hi-tech facial recognition camera systems at the White House.

[Organic Panic]

And the pipe bomber.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Very good point. They already know to whom the cocaine belongs.