Let me try that excuse with the IRS. I identify as a cat, cats don’t pay taxes.
A long time ago (1970s) I read of an incident in which the IRS attempted to impose fines and penalties upon and collect personal income tax from Miss Elizabeth R. Tunnel of Norfolk Virginia.
The comptroller of the Elizabeth River Tunnel Authority responded that a highway structure is not liable for personal income taxes ... that more or less ended the matter.
Perhaps we should "identify" as bridges, tunnels, and suchlike ...
Precedent is on our side.